HE SHOOTS! HE SCORES!

A Musical with Balls

book by Jon Bradfield and Martin Hooper
music and lyrics by Jon Bradfield
directed by Robert McWhir

WORLD PREMIERE

from 5 July

Running time TBC

Step inside the locker room in this rude, romantic and rib-tickling new musical comedy.

Fresh off the train from rural Devon, Joe joins the Hercules Harriers: London’s worst gay football team. He sets out to transform them from hot messes into winners, in time for an international gay tournament. But with the promise of athletic gays convening from all over Europe, the Harriers are more interested in action off the pitch.

From the team behind Get ‘Em Off! and the writers of our award-winning pantomimes, He Shoots! He Scores! promises great tunes and big laughs for all.

5 STARS
“The Full Monty meets Glee… Unmissably good filth with a heart of gold. Stupendous”
Gay Times on Get ‘Em Off!

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