BITCHES AHOY!

by Martin Blackburn

From 19 January

Grab hold of your rings boys, it’s time to go cruising.

Garth has hung up his slutty white vests for good, and is attempting monogamy with new boyfriend Drew. And now they’re on holiday. On a ship. With two thousand hot gay men.

In the next cabin is their put-upon friend Fat Pam and her new beau: the gorgeous, French, charming and 100% straight Phillipe. So at least he’s off limits…

Don’t miss this deliciously nautical comedy of Brits aboard, from the writer of outrageous Gran Canaria-set hit Alright Bitches!

“A riotous comedy. Packed to bursting with bitchy one-liners”
Gay Times on Alright Bitches!

“Spot on. Killer dialogue”
The Stage

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