by Jon Bradfield & Martin Hooper
directed by Andrew Beckett

Our award-winning panto team weave their magic once again to sully a much-loved fairytale!

In the rogue state (and former London borough) of Lumley-by-Gosh, a vile queen grows jealous of a handsome young man called Snow White. So she sends Snowy into the woods (de dum de dum) to meet an almost certain death. But he stumbles on a charming, empty little cottage in a clearing, with a hot bowl of porridge just waiting for him… It’s the perfect place to hide and wait for his prince, finally, to come.

Cheer, boo, laugh and maybe even sing along to this seriously adults-only extravaganza. Our Christmas shows have been total sell-outs for the last few years, so this is a show you’ll want to book early. Oh yes you will…


“Their shows have become the stuff of legend.”

“The best yet. Pure panto joy. The team have achieved something incredibly special here – a real treat”
Gay Times on Beauty on the Piste

“The whole evening is a highly enjoyable, exceptionally naughty start to the festive season” on Beauty on the Piste

“Spectacularly funny”
Time Out on Tinderella

“Gloriously outrageous”
The Stage on Tinderella

Group booking discount

Save £2 per ticket when you book 15 or more tickets on the website. Your discount will be applied automatically. Only applies to bookings paid for on our website.

For customised party packages, contact us.